{"id":1061,"date":"2009-11-24T19:01:21","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T18:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2009-11-24T19:01:21","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T18:01:21","slug":"mejores-chistes-de-la-web-julio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/?p=1061","title":{"rendered":"mejores chistes de la web &#8211; julio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me gustaron estos chistes :<\/p>\n<p><strong>chiste 1 :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un basc est\u00e0 llen\u00e7ant adob a un camp de maduixes.<\/p>\n<p>Un altre que passeja li diu:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Qu\u00e8 fas?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mira, llen\u00e7ant merda a les maduixes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I no ho has provat encara amb la nata?<\/p>\n<p><strong> chiste 2 :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El hombre intenta no fijarse en sus preciosos muslos pero no es capaz de<\/p>\n<p>retirar su mirada. De tanto fisgonear se da cuenta que la chica va sin ropa<\/p>\n<p>interior.<\/p>\n<p>La rubia se da cuenta de que \u00e9l la mira justo ah\u00ed y le dice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Me est\u00e1s mirando el chichi, \u00bfverdad?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u00ed, disculpa \u2013 responde sonrojado el vasco tras apartar la mirada<\/p>\n<p>Julio. Club Badiu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me gustaron estos chistes : chiste 1 : Un basc est\u00e0 llen\u00e7ant adob a un camp de maduixes. Un altre que passeja li diu: &#8211; Qu\u00e8 fas? &#8211; Mira, llen\u00e7ant merda a les maduixes. &#8211; I no ho has provat encara amb la nata? chiste 2 : El hombre intenta no fijarse en sus preciosos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[234,254,477,492],"class_list":{"0":"post-1061","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-activitats","7":"category-acudits","8":"tag-activitat-omnia","9":"tag-acudits","10":"tag-chistes","11":"tag-club-badiu","12":"czr-hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}